ON FVCKING HOLIDAY!

The lil lady and Folk decided to get the fvck away from it all for a couple of weeks. Do a little "dancing" (wink, wink) and seeing some things while we're at it.

So we're out b!tches!

Check back with Folk December 1st when the ignance and craziness will continue. Until then...

Peace,

Love,

...and SOUL!

Timeless Tuesday Track: "I'm going to change your mind"

These kids these days are all about taking the pu$$y. Snatching it! If they can't get with the woman of their desire, they put it down. Destroy it. Disrespect it. Removes the soul from the thing they desire with the mentality of "if I can't have it, no one else can." Hidden in the riddicule and torment is a male that has not learned to be a man.

The woman is left bloodied and beat mentally. If the woman can fend off this verbal, and sometimes physical attack, she grows cold and defensive. Walls are built for protection and the world is left with men and women who war instead of love.

But when it comes to love, a real man understands that love is a two way street and the love of a woman is a gift from the universe. A gift that make dark skies clear and cold rainy days warm. So when you want the love of a woman, realize that you need them to want you too...

"I want you the right way
Iwant you
But I want you to want me too
Want you to want me,baby
Just like I want you

I give you all the love I want in return sweet darlin'
But half a love is all I feel
It's too bad,It's just too sad
You don't want me now
But I'm gonna change your mind
Someway,somehow,oh baby

Repeat

This one way loveis just a fantasy, oh sugar
To share is precious,pure and fair
Don't play with something you should cherish for life,oh baby
Don't you wanna care
Aint it lonely out there

Repeat

Lay it back folks and enjoy.

I Want You (Single Version) - ...

Fvck Health Care Reform. Let's get real...

Sometimes in order to correct a problem, you have to attack the source of the problem. But our American government has a habit of licking the thighs around the area of importance and never really getting down and dirty and handling business like professional $ex worker paid by the release and not time.

The public parade about "Public Options" and "Health Care Reform" is nothing more than cutting a tape worm out your azz and swallowing it's remains.

What's needed in America is Tort Reform. See one of the issues with the rising health care cost in America is the crazy liability lawsuits that are allowed to permeate throughout our legal system. A result of these crazy antics that are allowed within the American judicial system is that of "defensive" medical practices.

Don't know what "defensive" medical practices are? Ask several women who have recently had a child if they had the birth naturally or via cesarean section. A little over 30% of births in America are perform via this massively invasive major surgery. Thirty years ago this figure was around 5%. Many speculate that the result of medical litigation has resulted in the increase of C-sections performed in America.

Folk's mommy has spent a time or two in the hospitals as a worker. Tending for the care of others has been her life work. However, she confirms what we all know. American doctors are scared sh!tless of being sued. So test are ordered that aren't needed. Motherfvckers get shocked via X-rays time and time again to protect the Doctor's azz from litigation rather than for the patient's health. If you think your doctor has "YOUR" best interest at heart, remember that it's their azz on the line in America.

Now Folk ain't saying there's no need for checks and balances. Neither is Folk saying that America don't need lawyers. But come on. Some of the lawsuits that are allowed to back up the court system in America has the rest of the world laughing at us! In America, the person with the phatest wallet and biggest dime gets to play the system to their hearts desire and enjoy excellent health care benefits to boot.

But Folk is a realist. Tort reform is something that will never truly happen in America because the very fvcks who mock the American legal system and fvcks us all in the end, are some of the same fvcks that create the laws that govern us and fvcks us every fvcking day while smiling in our fvcking faces on the tele and telling us how the fvck their making America better for themselves and their fvcking friends.

Scientist finds water on the moon!

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...SO FVCKING WHAT!

The water isn't pure. It has to be cleaned. Large explosives are involved just to extract 24 gallons of the life sustaining fluid. Not like motherfvcking NASA about to set up a water distillery for greylian aliens. Not like Dasani gonna set up shop in the b!tch and start exporting bottled water from the fvcking moon!

Folk's bigger concern is what if the area of the Moon Bombed by NASA belonged to some fvcker from galaxar ten? That motherfvcker is going to be pissed!

Next week in news, Middle American families report abductions by aliens and strange silver vibrating dildos found in the rectum of several mid-west farmers.

But seriously, what about water for humans? Not for my future Caucasian cousins that NASA plans to satisfy the thirst of when then mount post on the surface of the moon for the cool cost of 1.2 gazillion dollars per person, but water for my fellow man that suffer day to day here on the planet that we share usable air with? What about them?

NASA's discovery was big news, no doubt. Folk wanted to be an astronaut as a child. A lot of space exploration science has lead to the many advances in medicine and technology we currently enjoy. Folk ain't trying to take non of that away from NASA, but too often Folk believes that the distractions of media hype causes us all to forget about our fellow Homo sapiens in need. Those who die of thirst every day. Those who don't have NASA funding or national support.

There is a war on Drugs but no war on the homeless. There is this search for water on far and distant planets but the nations schools are in disrepair and our children are falling further behind. In essence NASA's future scientist probably wont come from American public schools but yet NASA take funding from American taxpayers. This real talk people!

Folk is glad that there is water on the moon. Still trying to figure out why Folk is glad. Okay, Folk don't really give a sh!t. Call Folk up when we've discovered a way to ensure everybody down here got some water to drink.

Good Night and watch your azz for that grey fvcker in the floating orb outside your bedroom window. He's slightly pissed about that water exploration thing in his back yard.

[read facts about the NASA LCROSS water moon mission]

Maddie believes in Freedom? Really! You Sure? Maddie for Congress in 2010!

Maddie don't even know her fvcking name. Hell, Maddie still has moments were sleep is an unseen enemy that is trying to kill Maddie when she's not looking.

Occasionally you'll find Maddie sitting in her own sh!t sucking on her toes while wondering what that "smell" is.

Maddie is a fvcking baby Congressman! A fvcking baby. But yet again, Folk wishes that even half of the people in Congress showed the restraint that Maddie shows. Hell if Maddie is so fvcking smart, why don't we just elect Maddie to Congress?

Plus why did my elder Caucasian cousin have to select a Caucasian blond female to use as his "prop?" Talk about $exist motherfvcker.

See Folk looks at the meaning behind the meaning. What, a Hispanic baby wasn't adorable enough to talk about health care? Or what about an Asian child? God forbid if the good Congressman brought a black male baby into the hallowed halls. Heck, motherfvcker possibly wouldn't have made it pass security.

And why Maddie got all this money and political will to convince the good Congressman to tell her story. Is this fvcking baby evolutionary track so far advanced that speaking is unnecessary and her words are transmitted through telekinesis?

D@mned Folk hate that in the 21st century that the representatives of the American public on looks to it's constituents as nothing more than "props" to only promote their selfish agendas.

Maddie for Congress in 2010!

Cancer is gonna kick Folk's azz!

The advertisement proclaims "Marathon and Half Marathon to fight cancer." As Folk trains for Folk's first half marathon, Folk thinks if Cancer was a person... Cancer would kick all our collective tired azzes at the fvcking finishing line.

Seriously people, Folk is doing this for a couple of reasons.

1) Folk needs to keep Folk's azz in shape. Having a goal and focusing on that goal gives Folk a reason to work that sh!t out and get back in fvcking shape.

2) The $exual side effects are awesome! Once Folk get over the hump, there will be some humping going on! ...but Folk digress.

As for the capitalistic bullsh!t that has surrounded the devastating disease... Well, it's just that. Bullsh!t. As Chris Rock said, there is no money or gain from curing a fvcking disease. No matter how horrible it is, the fact is that there is a lot of money to be gained from the treatment. Billions of dollars are donated yearly to various organizations to cure the disease... And nothing. Just "Advances" in treatment. And treatments cost money!

Think about that sh!t. Every day, there is a new fvcking cartoon telling Folk that if Folk breaths for more than five times a minute, that it's possible that Folk is suffering from some new tell your doctor to prescribe you this new expensive bullsh!t that may cause anal leakage, reduce $exual activity, causes skin dryness, and genital shrinkage. All for the cheap price of $600.00 a month. Oh and if you take this medication, you'll need to take drugsomemore to get rid of that anal leakage condition. It'll set you back $250.00 a month. Oh, and it causes a slight bit of extreme constipation. But our sister company has a drink mix that will take care of that for $30.00 a bottle. Fvckers.

As Folk trains, Folk thinks about all those who have suffered and died with breast cancer. Folk often wonders if those motherfvckers who hinder the cure or steals money from these organizations can sleep at night. And if they can sleep, Folk wishes that the cancer shows up and sits in the corner of their bedroom, watching. Breathing heavily. Waiting... And time they get up to take a late night piss, jumps up and pulls their boxers down and plucks a pubic hair. EVERY FVCKING NIGHT!

Here's to all who have fought the fight via the treatment and have overcome the disease.

Forgive me Grandma but... this b!tch is trying to kill Folk!

The lil lady tries to keep her sh!t tight and right. So recently she been working out at home utilizing some assistance via DVD. So Folk decided to get off the couch and do some physical activity today. Hmmmm... where's that DVD. Folk remembers those Richard Simmons commercials from back in the day. Can't be too bad. Right?

Pop that DVD in, get through all the legal bullsh!t about warning to Folk's health and fvcking sh!t about making sure you're in good physical shape before participating in the activities of said DVD. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Check with your doctor, blah blah blah... Whateva!

There are three levels. One for beginners, two for intermediate, and three for advanced. So Folk's man mind convinced Folk that surely seeing this is a "woman's" DVD fitness sh!t, it's level 3 for Folk. Ain't no b!tchazzness around here. Let's dance chick. Bawlz to the walls right?!?!

About 18 - 20 minutes in, Folk kinda blacked the fvck out. Folk don't know what happened. This motherfvcker was yelling at Fok about "back to mountain climbers! let's go! back to mountain climbers.

Folk lay there on the floor looking at the ceiling, examining the pretty patterns. Wondering how the fvck did this happen. Sweating like a motherfvcking nakkid man tied and bent over a chair in a prison yard devoid of guards in Mexico. Folk had visions of Richard Simmons standing over Folk screaming Don't go into the light! Please don't go into the light Folk!

What did Folk learn from this experience?

1) Jillian Michaels ain't no Richard Simmons. She's the physical fitness spawn of satan trained to kill those whose rear end has become accustomed to couches.

2) If you woman is using a DVD to stay in shape, better keep you game strong fellas. This sh!t ain't no joke.

3) If you in shape, you only think you're in shape. If you azz ain't in shape? Don't fvck with Jillian Michaels.

4) DVDs like this explain the reason why there's a sexual time gap between men and women. If women believed in watching sports, playing video games, and having a little dranky drank was enough physical activity to stay in shape, the bedroom time romp gap would disappear.

Folk featured in OHN Halloween Cartoon!

As most of y'all know, I moonlight over at O Hell Nawl blog every now and then as a guest writer. The creator Slaus decided to give a few of his guest writers a spot during this years send off of his ghostly character "Boo."

Folk is honored and thankful. Furthermore, if y'all haven't been over to check out the craziness going on at O Hell Nawl blog then click the fvcking link! Go check 'em out!

Click the link for the cartoon strip over at OHN.

...and Slaus, Thanks for the shout and the honor.

Trick or Treat Nicca!

Funny that I would experience this familiar fear as I travel through the south to old stomping grounds the day before Halloween. The fear I feel in the depts of my gut is a syndrome that a majority of black men in America suffer from. BMDA. Black man driving in America.

It's been discussed time and time again, the insecurity that black men feel in the presence of law officials while in a moving vehicle. From childhood our parents, thug friends, neighborhood hobos, excons, and others indoctrinate black male youths of the dangers of being pulled over by the police.

Many black men, myself included have been harrassed by "the law" over some bullsh!t reason for being pulled over. Johnny law looking for a reason, any reason, to take us in.

As a result of being guilty with the right to prove innocence, if we can afford it, has pushed many of my brown brothers to live the life portrayed by the media and Jonny law simply because it's easier. So this Halloween as you get your party on, trying to scare folks and sh!t, take a momment to realize it's Halloween for black and brown men in America every day. Trick or treat motherfvckers!

Ha ha ha ha haaaaa ha! Bloooop bloop!
::see the red and blue in the rearview. The nightmare continues::


-- Posted from my iPhone

Green with Plastic and Silicone? What about bucket azz nakiiid?

Folk doing Folk's thang and handling business at the copy place making some color prints of some business that Folk handling. When Folk hears... "How many copies you making?"

Folk: Six copies

Lady: This still you? How big is that document?

Folk: Almost 40 pages each.

Lady: Well that's not green. You're killing tress. Couldn't this be distributed via email?

Folk: You're correct, it isn't green. The colors printed are primary colors and none of them are combinations of yellow and blue which would be green. There is some red but that's a primary color too. Next time I'll have to put more green in there and be sure to include some trees into the document to replace the trees that I cut.

Lady: Looks at me bewildered and don't say another fvcking word.

Now what Folk wanted to say, or inquire, how green are you with aftermarket parts. You know! That silicone in behind what were your natural breast! Cause surely there are some green house gasses involved with the manufacturing of those. And let's not talk about the coal burning processes involved with the actual implantation of those! Do those off gas?

Plus, your non-green azz at the copy / print place too. Don't see sh!t but dead trees in up in this b!tch. ...and is that plastic in your lips?

Folk hates when self centered motherfvckers pick a cause to attempt to overshadow their own emotional and psychological short comings. If you gonna be green, then be green. Don't half do that sh!t. Clothes should be 100% natural fibers or better yet, just go buckkid azz nakiid. If this lil lady was bucket azz nakkiiiid and all au natural talking sh!t, then Folk wouldn't had sh!t to say other than un huh!